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Halloween Mystery Squishy Box
Five characters. Every box is sealed and drawn at random before it ships â MIDAS turns up in about 1 in 50. Duplicates are possible, and every draw is logged.
One box. One monster. Five to find â and one that almost nobody gets.
Every Mini Monsters box arrives sealed. You don't know which one is inside until you tear it open.
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Meet the Mini Monsters
Every box is an independent random draw, so duplicates are possible. These are the real odds, and we don't fiddle them:
- MIDAS â the gold one. Glitter suspended in clear, hollow black eyes, a stitched-shut grin. 2% â 1 in 50 đ
- GRIN â translucent orange jack-o'-lantern with rosy cheeks. 24.5%
- BLINK â one enormous violet eye, threaded with red. Watches you back. 24.5%
- NIBBLES â purple glitter, huge sparkling eyes, two very small fangs. Up to something. 24.5%
- WISP â clear as ice with holographic glitter drifting inside. The friendly one. 24.5%
Everyone wants MIDAS
He turns up in roughly one box in every fifty. A five-box set gives you about a 1 in 10 shot at him. Most people never pull one. That's rather the point.
Why the 5-Box Set
ÂŖ29.99 for five boxes works out at ÂŖ6 a box, against ÂŖ14.99 for one.
Five sealed boxes, five separate draws, five chances at Midas. Open one a night across five Halloween nights, or tear through all five at once â nobody's judging.
Got a double? Good.
Because every box is a genuine random draw, duplicates happen. That's not a fault â a spare Nibbles is the best thing you can hand a friend's kid on Halloween. Everyone knows someone who'd rather have a monster than a fun-size chocolate bar.
Just want one?
One sealed box. One monster, drawn at random. You won't know which until it's open.
Details
- 5cm soft, slow-rise squishy
- Translucent body with glitter suspended inside
- Arrives sealed in its mystery box
- Contains small parts â not suitable for children under 3
- Not for mouthing or swallowing
- Surface is slightly tacky by design â rinse with water if it picks up dust
Questions
Can I choose which one I get?
No. Every box is drawn at random before it ships â that's the whole point. We log every draw.
Can I get duplicates?
Yes. Every box is an independent draw, so a five-pack can contain repeats. Spares make good gifts.
Is Midas really 1 in 50?
Yes. He is 2% â roughly one box in every fifty. Each of the other four is 24.5%. A five-pack gives you about a 1 in 10 shot at him.
When will it arrive?
Dispatched within 1-3 days, then typically 4-6 days for delivery. Order by 18 October to be safe for Halloween.
Free UK delivery
On every order, no minimum
Dispatched in 1-3 days
Then typically 4-6 days for delivery
Order by 18 October
For delivery before 31 October
14-day returns
Cancel for any reason under UK law
Five to find
Who might be in the box
Every box is a genuine random draw. These are the real odds.
MIDAS
Gold glitter, hollow black eyes, a stitched-shut grin.
1 in 50
GRIN
Translucent orange jack-o'-lantern with rosy cheeks.
24.5%
BLINK
One enormous violet eye, threaded with red.
24.5%
NIBBLES
Purple glitter, huge eyes, two very small fangs.
24.5%
WISP
Clear as ice with holographic glitter drifting inside.
24.5%Odds are per box and each draw is independent, so duplicates happen. Every draw is logged.
Questions
Can I choose which one I get?
No. Every box is drawn at random before it ships â that is the whole point. We log every draw.
Can I get duplicates?
Yes. Each box is an independent draw, so a five-box set can contain repeats. A spare is a good thing to hand a friend's kid on Halloween.
What are the exact odds?
MIDAS is 2% â about 1 in 50. Each of the other four is 24.5%. A five-box set gives you roughly a 1 in 10 chance of pulling MIDAS.
When will it arrive?
Dispatched within 1-3 days, then typically 4-6 days for delivery. These are estimates, not guaranteed arrival dates. Order by 18 October to be safe for Halloween.
Can I return it?
Yes. Under UK consumer law you can cancel within 14 days of receiving your order, for any reason. If a box arrives damaged or the squishy is faulty, email us within 30 days with a photo and we'll replace it or refund you in full â no return needed.
Is it suitable for young children?
It contains small parts and is not suitable for children under 3. It is not for mouthing or swallowing.
How big is it?
Each squishy is 5cm â a translucent body with glitter suspended inside, soft and slow-rise.